Mrs Jackson
I am so sorry for setting your mailbox on fire. I know that your cat shaped mailbox was very important to you because it represented who you are, a old cat lady. I’m sure that you custom shaped mailbox was very expensive and I can assure you that I am not going to pay for any of it. Frankly I thought you mailbox was hideous and i was tired of looking at it. So one day I woke up and decided that this is the i am going to change things. I decided to give your mailbox a fresh coat of paint, i prefer to use the extra flammable kind to insure to give a rich earthly tone. After I got done painting i decided to step back and gaze upon my masterpiece and have a smoke. I accidentally dropped my cigarette right at the base of the mailbox. Never in my day I’ve seen something burst into flames that quickly. In reality your burnt mailbox is not my fault.
Your neighbor
Bob Henderson
hey kid! Burning a mailbox is not very nice. I did think it was kinda comical though. I feel bad for the poor old lady though. I feel like you should buy her flowers or something when you get home, for burning her mailbox. She probably has no one to talk to, so she has cats. Karma is a bitch, and it might come back to you. Thirty years from now you might be a old man with a whole bunch cats. You never know, so maybe give this grandma a little love.
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Jordyn